This is typically a long piece about selling your soul and firstborn child to register and how everything becomes property of someone else, but I think thats all a load of crap. Instead, we should all just sign up and get along. Friends are good, right? I like friends. I like food too. In fact, I just had 3 BLT's with extra bacon. Man I'm stuffed. I'm gonna go take a nap now. Sign up, introduce  yourself, and have fun!



Also, if you're a spammer I will roast your balls off with a propane torch. Spam sucks. Nobody wants to buy your chinese viagra, and anyone with a 3rd grade education can tell your posts are fake crap. If all you want to do is spam, shove a sharp tree branch up your ass and go away.