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The official screw it all thread
« on: August 23, 2009, 12:16:07 AM »
I hereby declare that this will be the thread for absolute random crap we can all laugh at.

I will start by offering this jem:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=11307613

About Me

Lets see wat can i say bout mah self i have been thro alot in mah lyf and i have made alot of mistakes that i regret. Ima tryin to redo mah lyf cuz i aint wana live in da past. Ima a pretty simple girl and at the same tym i can be a lil confusin but in da end it aint hard to make meh happy. I work part tym and da rest of da tym i just do wateva i wana. I love to just chill wit mah girls and have a good tym. I drink a lil and ima tryin to quit smokin which aint alway work. I hate drama and i hate bullshyt and i aint got tym for it in mah lyf. Ima laid back and just wana enjoy lyf cuz i have been thro to much to waste mah future. I try to have a postive out look on lyf but in dis world it is hard to make dat happen. Mah favorite thing to do is go out wit mah girls cuz i can be mah self round em. I have lost alot of people in mah lyf who honestly were not even worth mah tym to begin wit. I aint trust people nomo they have to earn it and prove to meh they should be in mah lyf. Money aint mean much to meh anymore cuz i no money neva buys happiness no matter wat anyone says. In da end you can say I aint your typical chica and I would do anything for da people I love. Ima also learnin espanol in mah free tym its taken a long tym but i think its worth it to no notha language. If there iz anything you wana no just ask meh but i aint promisin i will answer.



I realli aint no wat i wana do wit mah lyf ima just startin to get mah lyf together. I take it one day at a tym and ima tryin to decide wat i wana do wit mah lyf in da future.

Mah musica style iz made up of many types. I love rap, hip-hop, & reggation. A few of mah favorite artists are: Mariah Carey, Rakim Y Ken-y, Pink, Wisin Y Yandel, Rihanna, Ne-yo, Tupac,Chris Brown, Akon, Young Jeezy, T.I, Lil Wayne, Kat Deluna, Lady GaGa, Keri Hilson, Leona Lewis, T-Pain, Colby O'Donis, The ****cat Dolls, Plies, 50 Cent, Danity Kane, Cherish, Nina Sky, Chingo Bling, Fat Joe, P.Diddy, ect. I also lyk a lil rock but not that much.

First Date
Honestly i aint kno because its hard for meh to trust men because of mah past relationships and mah past with guys in general. I guess just a dinna and movie to see have jawn go. I wana guy dat real and aint fake and deff who aint a playa cuz dat i aint able to stand. I wana guy who is honest and can just have fun but also be serious when it come to datin or a relationship. Ima kinda a city girl so i do look for certain jawn in men. I mean I aint against much realli but money and education aint alway important wat matters iz how you treat a lady. To be blunt I lyk latinos and black men cuz I found out they are da ones who are real and aint try to be wat they aint. I also wud lyk a guy who iz into da same musica as meh kind of has da hole city vibe goin on but ima flexable at da same tym. As long as you treat meh rite and are honest wit meh i will do da same and be happy. Also ima very blunt I will tell you how I feel cuz there aint no good in liein cuz you only got 1 lyf and I wana be happy. I realli aint trust men so I wana sum one who iz patient and will give meh tym to get to kno em and take jawn slow but at da same still be tru cuz you only get 1 chance wit meh cuz ima dun wit fake ass guys. To sum it up i wana guy who can show meh he iz worth mah tym and who can mah meh feel special!

And this is why my list of standards when dating start with a diploma and the ability to to comprehend the English language.....
« Last Edit: August 23, 2009, 01:01:07 AM by TheOtherStyle »

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 12:48:34 AM »
LMFAO!!Just exactly what the hell was she speaking/writing?Can you say illiterate!
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2009, 01:04:23 AM »
What's funny about that is that her profile says she has college smarts and works retail....I'm thinking she did the welcome seminar at the jr college and works at Wendy's......

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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2009, 07:14:35 AM »
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Ima a pretty simple girl
No? Really?
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2009, 08:58:41 AM »
To quote her..

"I mean I aint against much realli but money and education aint alway important wat matters iz how you treat a lady. To be blunt I lyk latinos and black men cuz I found out they are da ones who are real and aint try to be wat they aint."

..I think that says it all right there.
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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 01:44:10 PM »
I gave up with that one...
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« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2009, 01:45:08 PM »
Did I find the Post Whore thread???? lol
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 05:09:43 PM »
Pretty much.


Did I find the Post Whore thread???? lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 08:22:16 PM »
Did I find the Post Whore thread???? lol


Absolutely!  Every forum needs one.  Throw all the random shit you wanna laugh at right here :D

In case anyone wonders...the creation of this thread was heavily influenced by the ITS IN YOUR ASS!!! thread over on CrownVic.US

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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 07:31:27 AM »
I hate work today.... :'(
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 07:32:37 AM »
I hate work everyday...lol

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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 07:33:40 AM »
I'm sick and got called in for more overtime...yay

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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 08:12:51 AM »
Man, I hate to hear your sick.. You need to drink it off...
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 09:50:51 AM »
Drinking can fix anything.  Have a job you hate? Drink.  That annoying job will be gone in no time. Pain in the ass woman?  Drink even more, won't take long till she goes away too.  EVERYTHING can be fixed with the sauce :D

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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 10:13:52 AM »
Lol..  :)
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 10:44:15 AM »
Man, I hate to hear your sick.. You need to drink it off...
Yeah, think that's what I'm gonna do...lol

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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 10:48:49 AM »
This dude is a complete tard. Some of you may know him.







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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 10:53:33 AM »
Rrrrred.  I want something to do.  Bored.

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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2009, 10:55:12 AM »
Count the finger prints on the wall in the pic above your last post. That should take a few hours.

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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2009, 10:58:41 AM »
OMG....It looks like my brother had that truck lol

 

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